What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 10:19

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why does a lot of the YouTube community support the MGTOW movement?
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What is the worst thing your sibling has done?
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?